So a friend of mine,
, decided to tag me (I was more or less the cause). For he who is unlucky enough to bear this burden next...I pity you.
1: Quick Rick! There are blue shoes all over the world WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
1A: BURN THEM WITH GASOLINE AND PEE
2: YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
3: Best Colossus fight from Shadow Of The Colossus?
3A: The one where I get to hang from the colossus's big fat hairy balls and drive my shiny long sword into his sensitive areas. And then get raped by black glowing tentacles coming out of his corpse.
4: Who should be in the next Smash Bros. Game?
4A: Saxton Hale. No wait, scratch that. I'm going with Jak (& Daxter)...Saxton Hale is too O.P.
5: You're about to become the Past President of Being Alive Club. WHAT DO YOU DO?
5A: Change the club's name to Being Dead Club. Step down. ??? PROFIT.
6: What's that?
6A: A raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
7: What is THAT?
7A: I DON'T KNOW BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT GIVES GREAT BLOWJOBS BACKRUBS
8: Where are we going?
8A: SOMEWHERE, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME DRIVE
9: Eeeew, what's wrong with your legs?
9A: They’re fucking DRENCHED in my own bloody seminal fluids What's wrong with you...my legs are beautiful...*sniff*...you don't have to be so mean...
10: Ooooo, what's in here?
10A: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO DON'T LOOK IN THERE IT'S FULL OF MY-
"At this point in the tag, the young man known as ASkinnyWhiteGuy somehow managed to fall 60 stories to his death...off of a 2nd-story balcony. He will be missed by no one, and people will more than likely be dancing on his grave for centuries to come. Now, if you don't mind, I need to give this young man a leisurely tour of Antarctica and Heaven. Until next time."
And now...
I shall pass this baton of horribleness to none other than...:iconxyliusplz:!!!
Xylius, you must now answer these 10 questions and pass the baton on to someone else (I swear, I was told to do it! I tried to resist, but they...they slapped me...with wet pool noodles...it...it was too much for me...I had to. I'm sorry, friend...)
ONE...
Dr. Bees appears at your house inquiring about your lack of bees! He claims that his briefcase full of BEES should be of assistance. What is your response?
TWO...
How_can_party_rock_be_in_the_HOUSE_if_everybody's_OUTSIDE!?!
THREE...
Favorite cookie? (if you don't like cookies then you're obviously lying; who doesn't like cookies?!?)
FOUR...
DEY TOOK YER' JERRRB!!! What're ya gonna do bout' it!?!
FIVE...
What would you like? We have egg & sausage; egg, bacon & sausage; egg, bacon, sausage and SPAM; egg, bacon, sausage, SPAM and SPAM; SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, egg, bacon, sausage and SPAM with a side of baked beans and SPAM.
...XIS
?!?OD TAHW .otatopigaV a otni uoy nrut ot gniyrt si reenigaV ehT !!!ON ,hO*
SEVEN...
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be and why?
EIGHT...
Warrior, mage, or thief?
NINE...
[insert question here]
TEN...
If you could bring one videogame character into reality, who would it be and why?
*Read this backwards and search "Vagineer" on youtube if you're confused.