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I CAN GO TO ALL TEH BARZ AND STREP KLUBZ AND SEE ALL TEH NEKKID WOMANZ NOW LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO-*shot*

Seriously, though, this is the point at which I begin to take responsibility of my life.  Being 21 is a right of passage, and it means much, much more than just being allowed to go to Happy Hour or view adult content.  It means I have become a man, and as a man I now have more responsibilities to uphold and stricter rules to live by, and must begin to not only understand and comprehend, but make accommodations for, the fact that I am now held to higher standards than ever before.

The world is a scary place, what with terrorism, sexual predators, crazed gunmen, and so much more.  And just think, every day, the next generation is being born into it.  If we are to make the world better, then we need to set the right example for those who are still learning.  Being 21, I am now an example for the next generation to learn from, and as an adult it is my duty to set the best example I can for them.  That means getting a job, not procrastinating on homework assignments, and taking better care of my health.

These next months/years/however long it takes are going to be tough, but if I can get through it and really learn to 'be a man', it'll benefit me for the rest of my life.

Beer.
-ASWG
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I don't know what to write so I'm just going to let my brain vomit words until I form a coherent sentence.

Love,
-ASWG
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So last night (the night between December 17 and December 18) I dreamed I was in the Empire State Building.  Some guy was holding this weird contest, and apparently he turned out to be evil.  This contest of his was actually a plan to get a bunch of people together in order to feed some MASSIVE spider (it could reach the top of the Empire State Building by just standing on its hind legs) that had essentially turned New York City into a giant spider nest, with webs all over the place.

Now, before I continue, you have to understand something about me.  I do not like spiderwebs.  They creep me out more than anything.  And in this dream, the Big Apple was covered in em'.

Anyway, as far as I can remember, that spider was kind of like a companion of this evil man.  Like a pet, but treated more like a partner in crime.  Well, seeing as it came down to just me and him, I assumed that I had one of these companions as well.  Then, out of nowhere, I see this big dragon flying toward this giant hole the spider had made in the Empire State Building.  It appeared to be wearing some kind of skull on its head, and was tan (the color of Skyrim's dragonbone armor).  It landed near me, and next thing I know I'm sitting on its head, holding on to its horns, decked out in Dragonbone armor from Skyrim, and flying around the skyscraper.  My dragon and I found what I believe was the "heart" of the nest.  It was this...thing...covered in spiderwebs.  I gave the order, and my dragon lit it up with his fire-breath.  Then, we watched as it shriveled up and turned to ash, along with the webbing surrounding it.  I can't exactly remember how the spider died, but it did when we destroyed the nest heart.

I don't know what to say about this dream...it was both one of the most horrifying dreams I've ever had, but also one of the most epic.  All I can remember after that is me walking through some tiny city at night while eating a taquito from 7-11.

I don't know what to get my family for Christmas,
-ASWG
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So a friend of mine, :icondynamitemanexe:, decided to tag me (I was more or less the cause).  For he who is unlucky enough to bear this burden next...I pity you.

1: Quick Rick!  There are blue shoes all over the world WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
1A: BURN THEM WITH GASOLINE AND PEE

2: YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
2A: Okay.

3: Best Colossus fight from Shadow Of The Colossus?
3A: The one where I get to hang from the colossus's big fat hairy balls and drive my shiny long sword into his sensitive areas.  And then get raped by black glowing tentacles coming out of his corpse.

4: Who should be in the next Smash Bros. Game?
4A: Saxton Hale.  No wait, scratch that.  I'm going with Jak (& Daxter)...Saxton Hale is too O.P.

5: You're about to become the Past President of Being Alive Club.  WHAT DO YOU DO?
5A: Change the club's name to Being Dead Club.  Step down.  ???  PROFIT.

6: What's that?
6A: A raw sewage container.  Go ahead and rub your face all over it.

7: What is THAT?
7A: I DON'T KNOW BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT GIVES GREAT BLOWJOBS BACKRUBS

8: Where are we going?
8A: SOMEWHERE, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME DRIVE

9: Eeeew, what's wrong with your legs?
9A: They’re fucking DRENCHED in my own bloody seminal fluids What's wrong with you...my legs are beautiful...*sniff*...you don't have to be so mean...

10: Ooooo, what's in here?
10A: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO DON'T LOOK IN THERE IT'S FULL OF MY-
       :iconmorganfreemanplz: "At this point in the tag, the young man known as ASkinnyWhiteGuy somehow managed to fall 60 stories to his death...off of a 2nd-story balcony.  He will be missed by no one, and people will more than likely be dancing on his grave for centuries to come.  Now, if you don't mind, I need to give this young man a leisurely tour of Antarctica and Heaven.  Until next time."

And now...

I shall pass this baton of horribleness to none other than...:iconxyliusplz:!!!

Xylius, you must now answer these 10 questions and pass the baton on to someone else (I swear, I was told to do it!  I tried to resist, but they...they slapped me...with wet pool noodles...it...it was too much for me...I had to.  I'm sorry, friend...)

ONE...
Dr. Bees appears at your house inquiring about your lack of bees!  He claims that his briefcase full of BEES should be of assistance.  What is your response?

TWO...
How_can_party_rock_be_in_the_HOUSE_if_everybody's_OUTSIDE!?!

THREE...
Favorite cookie?  (if you don't like cookies then you're obviously lying; who doesn't like cookies?!?)

FOUR...
DEY TOOK YER' JERRRB!!!  What're ya gonna do bout' it!?!

FIVE...
What would you like?  We have egg & sausage; egg, bacon & sausage; egg, bacon, sausage and SPAM; egg, bacon, sausage, SPAM and SPAM; SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, egg, bacon, sausage and SPAM with a side of baked beans and SPAM.

...XIS
?!?OD TAHW  .otatopigaV a otni uoy nrut ot gniyrt si reenigaV ehT  !!!ON ,hO*

SEVEN...
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be and why?

EIGHT...
Warrior, mage, or thief?

NINE...
[insert question here]

TEN...
If you could bring one videogame character into reality, who would it be and why?

*Read this backwards and search "Vagineer" on youtube if you're confused.

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So, to those people out there who like to comment on YouTube...don't you feel a bit, I dunno...blackmailed?  With Google's newest update to Youtube, users are now forced to join Google+ in order to comment at all.  Furthermore, I've heard reports about how some users have been banned for voicing their opinions about the update to Google.  They are also making users use their actual name, which is highly unfavorable among us users.  This is all a way for Google to try to compete with Facebook, and I cannot believe that such a big company would stoop this low for such a goal...
What Google is doing not only violates the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, but additionally stains their overall reputation as a business.  The First Amendment--the Freedom of Speech--gives us, the People, the undeniable right to express our thoughts, be they good or bad.  Additionally, "Free Speech" entails that our voices may not be silenced on the grounds of 'negativity' or 'an undesirable response'.  Such censorship is unconstitutional and therefore ILLEGAL.  I wouldn't have been as mad about this whole issue if Google had handled the public's disapproval responsibly.  The fact that a big business such as theirs would stoop so low as to bury the truth is, to me, morally wrong and very infuriating.  I can't fathom how Google came to their decision, but probably the most disappointing part about it all is that whoever is in charge approved of it.
Such controversial activity reflects poorly on a business, especially one as successful as Google.  Forcing people to bolster a product they neither want nor need, just to compete with another business, is by no means 'good business'; if anything, it's blackmail.  What makes a company successful is not how much money it can make, but rather how satisfied it can make its customers.  Based on the actions that Google has taken over these last couple of days, they have not only stirred up a great deal of dissatisfaction from their customers, but have also indirectly confirmed their inability to accept their own mistakes.  From ignoring our requests for years, to tailoring our feedback to their advantage, they have abused their power as a major company.
Ever since its inception, the Internet has been a place for the people of the world to gather freely, share information, and get their ideas out.  Likewise, business is, was, and has always been, the means by which the world can be improved.  The Internet is not full of mindless sheep who will do whatever they are told to do, and business is not a competition.  If Google were to realize this, stop trying to out-compete Facebook with Google+, and actually listen to their customers, this wouldn't be a problem.  Businesses should use money for the people; not use people for the money.  It'd do Google well to remember that.
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