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I don't know what to write so I'm just going to let my brain vomit words until I form a coherent sentence.
Love,
-ASWG
Love,
-ASWG
IT'Z MAH 21ST BURTHDAY!!!
I CAN GO TO ALL TEH BARZ AND STREP KLUBZ AND SEE ALL TEH NEKKID WOMANZ NOW LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO-*shot*
Seriously, though, this is the point at which I begin to take responsibility of my life. Being 21 is a right of passage, and it means much, much more than just being allowed to go to Happy Hour or view adult content. It means I have become a man, and as a man I now have more responsibilities to uphold and stricter rules to live by, and must begin to not only understand and comprehend, but make accommodations for, the fact that I am now held to higher standards than ever before.
The world is a scary place, what with terrorism,
A Dream About Creepy Spiderwebs and Badass Dragons
So last night (the night between December 17 and December 18) I dreamed I was in the Empire State Building. Some guy was holding this weird contest, and apparently he turned out to be evil. This contest of his was actually a plan to get a bunch of people together in order to feed some MASSIVE spider (it could reach the top of the Empire State Building by just standing on its hind legs) that had essentially turned New York City into a giant spider nest, with webs all over the place.
Now, before I continue, you have to understand something about me. I do not like spiderwebs. They creep me out more than anything. And in this dream, the Big
Something_About_Memes_And_Tagging.idk.mp4.lol
So a friend of mine, ~DynamiteManEXE (https://www.deviantart.com/dynamitemanexe), decided to tag me (I was more or less the cause). For he who is unlucky enough to bear this burden next...I pity you.
1: Quick Rick! There are blue shoes all over the world WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
1A: BURN THEM WITH GASOLINE AND PEE
2: YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
2A: Okay.
3: Best Colossus fight from Shadow Of The Colossus?
3A: The one where I get to hang from the colossus's big fat hairy balls and drive my shiny long sword into his sensitive areas. And then get raped by black glowing tentacles coming out of his corpse.
4: Who should be in the next Smash Bros. Game?
4A: Saxton Hale. No wait,
I think Google may have joined the Dark Side...
So, to those people out there who like to comment on YouTube...don't you feel a bit, I dunno...blackmailed? With Google's newest update to Youtube, users are now forced to join Google+ in order to comment at all. Furthermore, I've heard reports about how some users have been banned for voicing their opinions about the update to Google. They are also making users use their actual name, which is highly unfavorable among us users. This is all a way for Google to try to compete with Facebook, and I cannot believe that such a big company would stoop this low for such a goal...What Google is doing not only violates the First Amendment of the U.
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